bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
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