I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Randomize
