so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
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i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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