How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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