i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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