Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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