I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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