Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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