4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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