We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
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Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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