I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
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obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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