no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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