she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Shame is for Republicans.
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