Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Randomize
