Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
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Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
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Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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