i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
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I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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