Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
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And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
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Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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