he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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