Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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