My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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