I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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