i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
