I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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