Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
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Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
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I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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