Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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