She's JV to your varsity
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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