____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
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I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
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