I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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