spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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