I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
We named our party play list daddy issues
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Randomize
