there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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