Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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