At least make sure they are 18
Why
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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