The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
We have started to decorate penises.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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