Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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