Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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