You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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