Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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