He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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