Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
time to smoke my breakfast
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
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I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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