My nipple is on Facebook.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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