office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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