On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i think i have two assholes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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