how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
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I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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