Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
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You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
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No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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