sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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