She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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