talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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