So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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