It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
