Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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