Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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