she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
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