hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
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Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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