Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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