Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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