I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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