Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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