so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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