when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Randomize
