And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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